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07----------------------------------------Wendseday, September 1,
1998
THIS MONTHS SPECIALS
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| #4635 PEST ELIMINATOR | |
| DESTROY UNWANTED INSECTS IN YOUR HOME WITH THIS AMAZING HI-TECH MIRACLE OF MODERN SCIENCE! SIMPLY GLUE THE UNWELCOME VISITOR ONTO THE ELIMINATOR PEDESTAL, AND WHAM! A SURE SHOT GETS 'EM EVERY TIME! |  |
| SEND $1,000 AND 800 G.P.K. COMICS | GLUE SOLD SEPERATLY |
| #476 BELLEY BUTTON LINT | |
| PERFECT FOR STUFFING PILLOWS! THIS IS THE REAL THING! 100% NATURAL FIBERS! NO CHEAP SYNTHETICS HERE! |  |
| SEND $1,000 AND 800 G.P.K. COMICS | APROVED BY THE DEPT. OF NAVEL RESEARCH |
| #930 HAIR TRANSPLANT WIG | |
| IT'S THE LATEST CRAZE FOR THE STATUS-CONSCIOUS KID! WHY SETTLE FOR OLD-FASHIONED BAD WIGS? MAKE YOUR FRIENDS THINK YOURE GETTING AN EXPENSIVE HAIR TRANSPLANT |  |
| SEND $500 AND 2,000 G.P.K. COMICS | DANDRUFF NOT INCLUDED |
| #314 ARMPIT MOUSSE | |
| THIS YEAR'S HIGH-FASHION TREND SETTERS ARE HIP TO THE FACT THAT PUNKY IS FUNKY AND GEEK IS CHIC! THIS STYLING GEL FOR ARMPIT HAIR LETS YOU STYLE AND SHAPE YOUR PITS JUST LIKE THE TOP FASHION MODELS DO! |  |
| SEND $800 AND 4,000 G.P.K. COMICS | IT'S VERY EUROPEAN! |
| #717 LIL' OEDIPUS GAG SPECS | |
| HAND THESE LITTLE LAFF-INDUCERS TO GRANNY WHEN SHE WANTS TO READ THE RACING FORM AND WATCH THE CHUCKLES ENSUE! (BOY WILL SHE SEE RED!) |  |
| SEND $137 AND 6,000 G.P.K. COMICS | UNIVERSALLY APPROVED BY FELLOWS NAMED "MOE". |
LAST MONTHS SPECIALS