GPK HORRIBLE HORISCOPES SIGN THIS MONTH
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1998
 VIRGO THE VIRGIN |
| VIRGO TRAITS: VIRGOS
ARE OBSESSED WITH TINY DETAILS. IT WAS A NOTED VIRGO
SCIENTIST FOR EXAMPLE WHO FIRST DISCOVERED THAT NO TWO
DANDRUFF FLAKES ARE EXACTLY ALIKE! PEOPLE BORN UNDER THIS SIGN ARE VERY VERSATILE THEY CAN DO EVERTHING FROM WRITING A SENSITIVE POEM TO REPAIRING AN AUTOMOBILE TRANSMISSION SYSTEM WITH EQUAL INEPTITUDE! |
BEST QUALITY: POWERFULLY HIGH I.Q. WORST QUALITY: HIGHLY POWERFUL B.O. |
ANNOYING HABITS: VOMITS IN PUBLIC. DOESN'T SPEAK FRENCH. |
| IDEAL CAREER: MANICURIST AT DOLPHIN GROOMING PARLOR. |